Last night in abq

Penis, clit, balls, slit. Perfect hermy

So Daniel and I were just talking about the creation of a fleshlight. For those of you who don't know, a fleshlight is a device for a man to stick his penis into, and get off. It's basically the male equivalent of a dildo. Except you put yourself inside of it, instead of it going into you. Basically daniel came up with the idea for a homemade version, where basically you take apart a mag light, fill with mayonnaise, put cellophane over the top, and viola. Your very own sex toy without the shame of buying a sex toy. What's weird is that Daniel thought this up while buying house cleaning products. Now here's the thing, I don't suggest dipping your man parts into mayo. I suggested using vasoline, and Daniel agreed that the consistency would still be like a simulated vagina, and also FDA approved. So there you go kids, steal your dads mag light, jack your sisters vasoline, borrow moms ceran wrap, and get your creepy fuck on. But remember, you're still fucking a flashlight. Weirdos.....

Drunk blog creation

To start off, I am a creep, also your blog host. My blogging companion and I have been known to drink our fair share of whiskey and beer. We have some of the most absurd and out of hand conversations ever. Don't believe me? well you can go fuck yourself. This is a blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want. Hopefully we will get some followers, and this thing takes off, Or maybe Kim will just get mad and hate us even more... Also, we tend to have a pretty good time doing nothing at all.