So Daniel and I were just talking about the creation of a fleshlight. For those of you who don't know, a fleshlight is a device for a man to stick his penis into, and get off. It's basically the male equivalent of a dildo. Except you put yourself inside of it, instead of it going into you. Basically daniel came up with the idea for a homemade version, where basically you take apart a mag light, fill with mayonnaise, put cellophane over the top, and viola. Your very own sex toy without the shame of buying a sex toy. What's weird is that Daniel thought this up while buying house cleaning products. Now here's the thing, I don't suggest dipping your man parts into mayo. I suggested using vasoline, and Daniel agreed that the consistency would still be like a simulated vagina, and also FDA approved. So there you go kids, steal your dads mag light, jack your sisters vasoline, borrow moms ceran wrap, and get your creepy fuck on. But remember, you're still fucking a flashlight. Weirdos.....